One day, Elmer Fudd went out hunting for that “cwazy gwasshopper” that had been eating all his vegetables. He didn’t have his shotgun this time because he wanted to try out his new .357 Magnum which is the most powerful handgun in the whole wide world. He was sure that he would be able to get rid of that “cwazy” pest once and for all.
He quietly came around the corner of his barn and sure enough, there it was munching on a juicy tomato leaf! He tip toed up as close as he could, but the grasshopper heard him coming and.......Boing!, he jumped just as Elmer fired.......POW!.....then in rapid succession....Boing!........POW!........Boing!........POW!.........Boing!.......POW!........Boing!........POW!..........Boing!.......POW!.........Boing!.........CLICK?
“Phooey! I wan out of buwwets!”. I forgot how many “buwwets” it holds”. Next time, I’m going to bring my shotgun and you are going to “Make My Day” you pesky pest!
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