After the first of the NBA playoffs between the Lakers and the Magic, Jimmy Kimmel was interviewing Eminem. Eminnem agreed to teach Jimmy how to “Rap”. Here is my first “Rap” effort.
"Rapper" Bob
My name is Bob
and rap’s my job.
It’s better than Pinky
and nobody calls me Stinky.
I’m a real cool cat
and that’s where I’m at.
I’ve learned to say “dude”
with my new attitude.
I live in Oregon
and it’s not “Boring and on”.
When I go to the Ocean
I look forward to crab and salt water taffy
Cause the salt water taffy makes me daffy.
and what's the perfect way to end this “malaise-y”?
Get to the Acropolis and go crazy!
Maybe I should bill myself as the World’s Oldest Rapper!!
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